Lillithtown

Shipping out.

2006-04-27T06:39:22Z

Okay, yo.

I'm changing my livejournal account, because "bte" stands for my band's name, and my band is no more. I figure I'll swap before I have too many contacts and become too lazy. I'm already pretty lazy.

So, when blue_lillith adds you to her contacts (which she will do now), feel free to add her/me back. Or, don't, and I'll renounce this worthless friendship since you have quaintly decided you hate me.

Danke!

Goth Fantasies

2006-04-18T03:14:59Z

It's why I hate you.

Also, who wants to help me move on the 29th? Eh? =D

Good tidings this Webster

2006-04-17T03:23:26Z

Happy Webster, everyone!

(thanks Greg)

Dude!

2006-04-06T23:56:13Z

I was walking up Yonge today from school (Gerrard), when the cops were all "Use the other sidewalk, please."
And the people were all like "We're all standing here staring at something."
And there were like fifty people standing there, gawking.
And the side of a building had fallen off.
And it's a big apartment building on yonge, and people live in it.
And the side of it fell off.
And it was cool.

The ending is the best part.

2006-03-28T05:31:28Z

The COMA weekend was a general blast. Many hours of loud industrial music, drinking and dancing filled three days, leaving me tired and craving something with more guitar in it. A-Bot and I sported the new eyse all weekend, making us probably the gothiest pair there. I hate it.

And I love it. And now for the good part:

Dusk had long since fallen, and the four travelled westward in the familiar Toyota that promised to carry them home. It wasn't long into their journey when a voice wrang out in alarm: "Is that a FERRET?!" Four pairs of eyes looked to the right.
The fluffy white critter was running up the right lane of a four-lane main street, doomed and confused. There was only one choice: allow this adorable creature to fall blindly to its fate, or...
I jumped from the (slowly) moving vehicle and ran toward the ferret. The ferret ran toward me. This was alarming, as I was certain it therefore was diseased. I picked the little one up, somehow believing my overly-long sleeves would save me from any potentially diseased bites. But this little girl was not diseased, no! Her illness was loneliness, longing and despair. Thirsty and exhausted, the little ball of fur worshipped her saviors.
And so, an unexpected passenger was picked up in Montreal, driven five hours to Toronto, and accepted into a loving home under the decided name, "Sou" -- short for "Souvenir".

Some would say we saved a life that day. Some would say we thieved a ferret and have likely made someone very sad. Only the wind that followed her path could know the truth.

(Go ahead, try to tell a better story. AND it's true.)

Be jealous...

2006-03-21T02:36:15Z

For there is nothing more beautiful.

Look what I got. >=)

2006-03-16T19:59:50Z

My life is complete. And my sweetie will be expecting his any time now. =)

Word on the street...

2006-03-13T23:17:37Z

I've recently learned via radio that Europe has come out with toilet paper in both black and red.

Rejoice! - All you goths who feel the need to accessorize your house to match your clothes and, of course, your black black hearts.

Black Tie Event

2006-03-06T06:21:26Z

Ya'll check out my new tracks now. =)

http://www.myspace.com/btevent

Pet Peeve

2006-03-03T00:33:32Z

You know what I really hate?

When I arrive at the laundromat 1 minute after my dryer has stopped, and someone has already taken my clothes out of the dryer and piled them on the counter.

DON'T TOUCH MY SKIVVIES, you STRANGERS! Don't put them there for everyone to see!
Don't TOUCH my fucking KNICKERS, you PRICKS-- I can see you with your grubby, filthy hands. You filthy people. Feeling. Touching. Piling neatly.

VILE.

lillith_bte @ 2006-02-28T21:36:00

2006-03-01T02:38:37Z

Miss Sara.

And miss Michelle.

The newest members of my pupiless-demon-friend clan. ;)

The definition of "unconditional"

2006-02-19T19:36:41Z

We're in this together now. =)

He-Man!

2006-02-18T17:25:13Z

This is aMAZing!

Interior decorating

2006-02-15T19:10:04Z

Another holiday converted

2006-02-15T04:07:30Z

Well.

Happy St. Spiderman's Day, everyone.

And, as usual...

Fuck you. <3

Happy Valentine's Day!

2006-02-14T18:09:27Z

I got this from Crimson =)

http://www.fat-pie.com/love.swf

Happy that.

Rrright.

2006-02-04T00:25:51Z

So I've been working as the assistant Technical Director on this big show at school for the past month. It has kept me at school most days from 9am to 10pm, Monday to Saturday. At long last, the show goes up this coming Monday.

Today, upon entering the scene dock I was surprised and joyified to find my humble and beloved stage crew cooking their breakfast by the heat of a few Par-Can lamps.

Our lighting designer Pat, frying up an egg.

Jess on the toast.

Pat deciding it was a little hot on the eyes.

Toasted egg, tomato and cheese sandwiches for everyone.

We work hard, we play hard. <3

A letter to a friend

2006-02-02T06:18:54Z

Dear Sara,

Give me my skirt, you hussy.

Love,
Leslie

Pants for sale!

2006-01-28T05:23:06Z

Anyone wanna buy these pants? Or know anyone who would want to buy these pants?

I bought them off Ebay last week and they're much too small for me. So if you're smaller than me and you love these pants as much as I do, let me know.

They're absolutely awesome looking, new with tags.
I got them for about $45, so I'm gonna say that's the price, though I can be flexible. =)

Help slog my horrible disappointment by buying the pants I could not have.

<3

What?!

2006-01-24T03:36:08Z

What are you doing, Canada?

Don't you like colours?!
Don't you like little baby ducks?!

I just heard that the conservatives are planning the mass murder of sixty thousand adorable bunnies!
I just heard that!

PLEASE!

2006-01-23T23:19:25Z

Please, please, please vote.

I don't care who you vote for. Just, for the love of happiness, please do not vote conservative.

Everyone please vote for anything that isn't conservative. Here are the main reasons:

1. The conservatives hate you.
2. The conservatives will ban sexy fun. Like gay people, sexual abiguity, bi-curiosity, and sex in general.
3. The conservatives will ban public nudity.
4. The conservatives will ban colours.

These are only the ones we know now. If they follow the trend in which their headed, surely these unspoken results will follow:

5. The conservatives will ban Christmas because it's too expensive.
6. It will no longer rain water, but money that you can't have because it's acid money. Acid money rain.
7. The conservatives will ban kittens because they make us too happy.
8. The conservatives will assign country uniforms that everyone has to wear or else they're expelled from the country. The uniforms will be grey, with very short skirts that are only means to tease us since we won't be allowed to have sex or fun.
9. The conservatives will kick your mom right in the face and then kill your dog.
10. Giant tripods full of conservative party heads will smite us with heat-rays and cover entire towns with thick toxic smoke that will exterminate all those who aren't rich enough to live in houses that have their own atmospheres.

These are just a few reasons why I, and anyone who loves anything at all, humbly ask that you do anything to stop them.
Thank you for your time.

Techies!

2006-01-17T04:48:35Z

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Techies!

According to the story, Pinocchio was made of techies.
Techies never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
In 1982 Time Magazine named techies its 'Man of the Year'.
Research indicates that techies will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
68 percent of all UFO sightings are by techies!
Techies can taste with their feet.
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating techies from each salad served in first class.
Techies can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
Pacman was originally called techieman.
Techies are black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.

Introducing!

2006-01-07T03:28:25Z

Ladies and gentlemen,

may I present:

Lexx.

She is the newest edition to my family, and one of two newcomers in Aaron's home.

She is a desert iguana; friendly and adorable.

Also new to the family, may I introduce:

Seven, Aaron's new lil' gal.

Two new family members this week.
Three if you count Daniel.

Another one? Already?

2006-01-03T04:49:11Z

Am I supposed to post about how the evening went? Very well.

Before party. Club. After party.
Drinking. Dancing. Regretting.

As the evening progressed it seemed that more and more events would unfold to distress the overall mood in the room. It started out great, really, but everyone realized their own mishaps throughout the night. Of course, the troopers whom I dub my friends would never let bad events end their evening. It's funny how we, no matter how disappointed, no matter how frustrated, will all still show up for an after party.

As a result, the subtle tensions in the room were at times an effort to ignore-- but we all did a very good job of it. Fun and smiles were tossed between us like 5 cent hookers, rendering the night generally good. For those who came and smiled through their lousy evenings (which seemed to be most of us), thanks for the good spirits. For those who helped keep the smiles on them, wicked. For those who went utterly oblivious and partied their tuckusses off, fuckin' A+.

I deem the night, overall, a success. And I don't care what you say. =)
Happy New Year, by the way. <3

To waste some of your time

2005-12-26T05:45:48Z

I hate the colour yellow, but this sounds like me.

Your aura shines Yellow!

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